May 2012
"You're so.." finish it in my ask.
pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
freakypencils:
deletriused:
she wears short skirts
i wear tshirts
she’s cheer captain and
i blog all night until my eyes are red and scream when people talk to me first and reach post limit and sit there for 3 hours waiting for it to let up and talk to my cat and tell him he’s a sweetie pie and dress up like a wizard
so call me maybe
expiry:
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
methlabrador:
sext: i run my fingers down your chest. i run my fingers down your chest again. i run my fingers down your chest a third time. you realize i am doing this to you over and over. you realize i am a gif, and you are a gif too, and we are playing over and over again in someone’s browser window on sexygifs.tumblr.com. you stare horrified out the glass screen at the pubescent 15 year old...
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
I wonder how many of my followers even know my name lol
h0odrich:
perks of having no friends:
no one you have to share food or anything with
you get to pick what to do all the time
no one to annoy you
you have no one to annoy
so much free time to do anything especially dwell on the fact that you have no friends
whitetiffany:
its so hard to care this late in the school year
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
blink-182: Hello there, the angel from my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the morgue, the unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally if we want.
blink-182: You're cold with disappointment, while I'm drowning in the next room. The last contagious victim of this plague between us. I'm sick with apprehension, I'm crippled from exhaustion and I dread the moment when you finally come to kill me.
blink-182: Cut the skin to the bone, fall asleep all alone, hear your voice in the dark. Lose myself in your eyes, choke my voice, say goodnight as the world falls apart.
blink-182: I wanna fuck a dog in the ass.
